Witticisms, parodies, pointed observations, japeries and/or jocularities, Tom Swifties, nominative determinism, and discursive drollery
Useful Sayings
A list of quotes I find myself regularly using, not necessarily coined by myself.
Philosophy
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“How would the world look different if X was true?”
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“What did I expect to see before I saw X?”
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“Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.”
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“By convention sweet is sweet, bitter is bitter, hot hot, cold cold, and color color; but in truth there is only atoms and the void.”
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“If someone does not believe in fairies, he does not need to teach his children ‘There are no fairies’; he can omit to teach them the word ‘fairy’.”
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“He [Omar Khayyam] is an atheist, but knows how to interpret in orthodox style the most difficult passages of the Koran; for every educated man is a theologian and faith is no requisite.”
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“‘I don’t speak’, Bijaz said. ‘I operate a machine called language. It creaks and groans, but is mine own.’”
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“Causes are differences which make a difference.”
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“The would-be sorcerer alone has faith in the efficacy of pure knowledge; rational people know that things act of themselves or not at all.”
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“The enlightened man is one with the law of causation.”
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“Since the beginning / not one unusual thing has happened.”
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“Now, Charlie, don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he wished for.”
“What?”
“He lived happily ever after.”
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“The fox condemns the trap, not himself.”
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“If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise…You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.”
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“You think you know when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.”
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“In expressing full function, there are no fixed methods.”
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Egan’s Law: “It all adds up to normality.”
Statistics
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The Law of Truly Large Numbers: “With a large enough sample, any outrageous thing is likely to happen.”
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[of the observation RCTs would harm half the subjects]: “Which half?”
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“All processes that are stable we shall predict. All processes that are unstable we shall control.”
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“Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.”
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“With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.”
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“‘Should we trust models or observations?’ In reply we note that if we had observations of the future, we obviously would trust them more than models, but unfortunately observations of the future are not available at this time.”
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“They strain at the gnat of the prior who swallow the camel of the likelihood.”
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“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.”
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But: If extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, then ordinary claims require only ordinary proof.
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“Absence of evidence is evidence of absence.”
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“GIGO.”
Economics
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“There is a great deal of ruin in a nation.”
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Or to put it another way: “the USA is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.” (See also “everything is worse in China”.)
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“Proof of Trotsky’s farsightedness is that none of his predictions have yet come true.”
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“The optimal number of X is not 0.”
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“Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.”
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“If something is worth doing, it’s worth doing poorly.”
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Journals instituting quality/price floors can backfire: people don’t stop demanding ideas, so they’ll get high on the supply from the blackmarketeers of Twitter instead—untraceable, unaccountable, chaotic, and not infrequently adulterated (with some antifreeze or vitamin E acetate).
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“Never reason from a price change.”
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“Disagree and commit”
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“All statistical problems are decision problems.”
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“When two do the same, it’s not the same.”
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“Beliefs are for actions.”
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“If people don’t want to come to the ballpark how are you going to stop them?”
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The Iron Law of Evaluation: “The expected value of any net impact assessment of any large scale social program is zero.”
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The Stainless Steel Law of Evaluation: “The better designed the impact assessment of a social program, the more likely is the resulting estimate of net impact to be zero.”
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Security
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1982:
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“One can’t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.”
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“It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.”
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“Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.”
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“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains is often more improbable than your having made a mistake in one of your impossibility proofs.”
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“The complexity you add to a complex system to prevent failure is itself a major source of failure.”
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“Attacks only get better.”
Schneier’s law in longer form: “Attacks always get better, they never get worse.”
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“Do not summon up that which you cannot put down.”
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“The strong do what they will, and the weak suffer what they must.”
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“Funding comes from the threat.”
Genetics
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“Everything is heritable.”
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“Organisms are adaptation-executors, not fitness-maximizers.”
Technology
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Amara’s Law: “We tend to overestimate the effect of a technology in the short run and underestimate the effect in the long run.”
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“Exponentials are a hell of a drug.”
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Algernon’s law: “Any simple major enhancement to human intelligence is a net evolutionary disadvantage.”
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Goodhart’s law: “When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.”
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1982:
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“One man’s constant is another man’s variable.”
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“Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.”
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“Beware of the Turing tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy.”
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“Most people find the concept of programming obvious, but the doing impossible.”
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Sampling can show the presence of knowledge but not the absence.
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“The future is already here, it’s just unevenly distributed.”
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Sutskever’s Promise: “Neural nets want to learn.” (if done right)
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Karpathy’s Threat: “Neural networks want to learn.” (even if not)
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The precautionary vs proactionary principles: “He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is the greatest innovator.”
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Good design is invisible.
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Users are always right about a problem’s existence, often the description, and sometimes the solution.
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Ceterum, intellegentia artificialis delenda est.
Misc
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“What are the most important problems in your field, and why aren’t you working on them?”
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“What are you working on, and why isn’t it AGI or better left to an AGI?”
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Cowen’s Second Law: “There is a literature on everything.”
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“Authors write things down to forget them.”
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“When two thieves meet, they need no introduction.”
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“Nothing in psychology makes sense but in the light of individual differences.”
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“You knew I was a scorpion when you picked me up.”
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“The empire, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide. Thus has it ever been.”
Statistics
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“Often, I must calculate otherwise than I think. That is called diplomacy.”
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Surprising linear models work at all, when they are the worst functional language ever: only operator *, n variables, n assignments, & output=sum.
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When critiquing a paper, go for the jugular: any part with the words “presumably”, “obviously”, “past research”, or “studies show”. (If a sentence cannot survive having the word “just”1 removed from it, it does not deserve to.)
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Tip: try to read the appendixes of research papers as well. Surprisingly often big results, not just caveats & flaws, will be buried in them
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If your local meta-analyst or methodologist is not either an alcoholic or an insufferable jerk, they may be doing it wrong.
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There’s always someone who can make a perpetual motion machine complicated enough that you, personally, can’t figure it out.
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“Remember, citizens, fulltext is our first line of defense against science journalism!”
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We can sleep soundly because rough men stand ready with blogs willing to do violence to papers on our behalf.2
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When does measurement error matter? If you can’t write “X correlates with Y” as “X correlates with scribbled survey asking about Y” without qualm.
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The use of confidence intervals rather than p-values is a clear improvement; it makes our difficulties vanish like smoke in a fog.
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p-value testing is weird, but with multiple correction, it gets even weirder: the more you measure & model, the less you know.
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Power vs error vs sample size: painful tradeoff of statistics. Sins of omission, commission, & risk aversion—painful tradeoff of life?
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Not doing power analysis with informative priors is searching a haystack of unknown size for a needle which probably isn’t there.
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Power analysis: if there is enough light to find the needles in the haystack; variance component analysis: if there are any needles at all.
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Heritability is like tossing a haystack into a furnace & fractionating the slag: you know the ratio of haystack:needle; but not where the needles were, how big the haystack was, whether many small needles painted yellow or a few big spears, how sharp the needles were, or your neighbor’s percentages.
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It’d be nice if people cared about systematic vs sampling error, Bayesian methods, informative priors & design more than once every 4 years.
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“If you ever decide unbiasedness isn’t too high price to pay for saving posteriors from entropy, let Bayes know. He’ll be ready.” /人◕‿‿◕人\
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Remember: p-values are not posterior probabilities are not effect sizes are not utilities are not profits are not decisions.
(Fixed alpha thresholds are a garment cut to fit everyone & suit no one: they are too stringent for the decisions we must make every instant, yet too spineless for sound knowledge.)
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All analyses are ultimately decision analyses. We can ignore that for convenience, but we must never forget that.
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Our beliefs are continuous, but our actions discrete. This leads to analysis paralysis; can one execute wholeheartedly on +EV actions with P = 1% just as well as when P = 99%?
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“Disagree and commit” to courses of action—Thompson posterior sampling for solving the POMDP of life.
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Beware geeks bearing percents.
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To mine for forgotten gold in a field, look for its most austere & mathematical subfield—mathematicians are terrible at marketing.
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RCTs : traditional Western medicine :: Nixon recordings : presidents :: DNA testing : courts :: ancient DNA :: anthropologists : priest abuse : Catholic Church :: cellphones/body cameras : police :: Wikileaks : geopolitics :: Soviet archives : espionage accusations :: Snowden : computer security :: GWASes : candidate-gene studies : FLOSS :: microeconomists : Bitcoin : macroeconomists :: DL : ML :: 2019 vaping moral panic : public health :: coronavirus : …
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We will know AI has succeeded not when we anthropomorphize machines, but when we unanthropomorphize humans.
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The life of a neuron in Hebbian learning is oft nasty, brutish & short; cells must wire & fire together to survive, thus creating LevAIthan.
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When I was a little kid, I thought cars told their drivers where to go (using their turn signals). It took a while, but eventually, I was right.
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Why do humans have such large costly brains? Cats and chimps can see or walk as well as us.—Because the decisions we make least with little feedback or rewards based on big data over a lifetime can matter the most. We may be at our most human while filling out the paperwork for life insurance. (With deep learning, the new Moravec’s paradox is not that AI finds hardest what we find the easiest, but that AI needs to be smallest—NN parameter count—what we need to be biggest!)
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The news offers a fixed selection of the most extreme outlier (or should that be ‘outliar’?) datapoints, but the global population becomes larger every day. Thus my corollary to Littlewood’s law:
Human extremes are not only weirder than we suppose, they are weirder than we can suppose.
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Science increasingly requires precise predictions which can fail, a willingness to fail, and sharing of the data demonstrating failure. Like honesty & simplicity, these are prices the most prestigious, wealthiest, and powerful find most difficult to pay.
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“The ‘Just’ Word Fallacy”: when someone tells you “X is just Y”, that tells you more about Y than X.
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Beware unrigorously demanding rigor: instituting price floors always creates black markets—unpredictable, unaccountable, and unfortunately often adulterated. The black market of ideas will sell you vaping: quick, cheap, effective, and enjoyable, except for the E.
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In the future, everyone will be a Boltzmann brain for 1.5s.
Biology
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Whenever I feel maybe the FDA & big blind clinical trials are unnecessary, I lie down & read Longecity threads until the feeling passes.
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Count on it: the most humane organizations oft have the most inhumane results. Save us from those who prefer being or seeming good to doing or giving well!
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Paleo? Atkins? Low-carb? Mediterranean? Maybe it is time to step back and ask: what should be the epistemology of food?
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Correlation ≠ causation: in causal inference classes, the first lesson taught, and the last lesson learnt.
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Observational science on the cheap is often neither science nor cheap.
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Every normal man must be tempted now & then to sharpen knives, hoist a black flag, and run amok, shouting “No causation without randomization!”
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‘Exercise’ is the active placebo control group for medicine/nutrition research.
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If you consider them in terms of QALYs lost, school is at least as harmful to your health as smoking—and far more expensive.
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Paul Krugman notes you can look like an insane raving loon just reciting economics textbook contents in a loud voice; likewise, behavioral genetics.
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Some ask if behavioral genetics has made me nihilistic and feeling all is futile. But I have to believe in free will—my whole family does.
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Àrxi vu (/ˈärˌkīv ˈvuː/; n.): when you read a newly-published paper and are haunted by the feeling you read a longer, better, version 2 years ago on ArXiv/BioRxiv.
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On genetic engineering and AI risk, optimist: “we can’t afford to worry about risks with survivors”; pessimist: “we can’t afford worry about risks without survivors”.
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Disappointments: when 23, reading a paper, realizing: “this is Peak Human. You may not like it, but this is it”. I had grown up: now differences were quantitative, not qualitative. (Never again would I see leaps like object permanence, theory of mind, numbers/counting, reading, the future, death, sarcasm, logic, game theory, programming, statistics… All it took to reach the human frontier was a mere 20 years.)
Technology
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God has an inordinate fondness for electrons.
Programming
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Maxims of reliable complex systems:
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it is easier to invent a buggy “reliable” system than it is to understand a bugfree reliable system.
Corollary: no one understands a working complex system.
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the complexity you add to a complex system to prevent failure is itself a major source of failure.
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Like in security, the worst possible state for a power cord, USB cable, or database is half working.
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Proving properties about systems reveals bugs; it doesn’t matter what property you prove! Similarly, a little fuzz testing goes a long way: your system is probably not robust even to a cat walking across a keyboard.
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The soul of modern man is so fallen & mutilated that he can feel despair only when trapped in dependency hell.
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One programmer’s dependency solution is another’s version conflict.
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Whether to check preconditions before a loop, or after: this is to define sanity and insanity.
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Programmers’ chairs and keyboards cause RSIs of the body; but what RSIs of the mind?
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Will a just & merciful developer condemn good programs to bad smartphones?
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We have abstracted away from for-loops over arrays; but what idiom will abstract away the loops of our lives?
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Backups are confronting one’s fallibility & the transience of the world; we should not be surprised so few can do it.
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When was the last time you saw American programmers worry about Indians? A lesson there. But don’t ask an Indian developer what, ask an American.
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The pre-Internet PC was the real Wild West: a lone programmer and his compiler against hordes of quandaries.
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A pause on my keyboard for thought—and how peaceful it must be in the CPU, as the nanoseconds slowly tick by…
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“Bugs in working code are moments for reflection: how much we take on faith, because it seems to work!”
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“Helping newbies requires an active memory—of all the times we ourselves failed to read the f—king manual.”
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Is programming Christian or Buddhist? Ask yourself how many of your programs have the Three Marks: anitya, anattā, & dukkha.
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“Once a program has taken on a definite form, it does not lose it until deletion.”
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How can we fear machines will separate humans when even in their source code, we can read the stamp of personality & style?
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“Data, and the formats by which data are communicated, inevitably create a system permeated by illusions.”
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“A truck driver may drive for 20 years without ever improving; it must be confessed that many programmers do little better.”
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“Anyone satisfied by last year’s code is not learning enough.”
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“I do not like this algorithm/language/tool.” “Why?” “I am not up to it.”—anyone, ever?
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“The Internet is embarrassed by the browser.”
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“The HTML page is a stark data format: everywhere it goes, there is duplication of process. It is perfect for hiding information.”
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There is but one constant in every program; and it is [see VM table entry 0x000007FEFC831010 → 0x00885ED010 → faulting in page…]
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When you become frustrated with computers, please remember they are only cleverly arranged sand. (When you become frustrated with people…)
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“Uproot your functions from their ground and the dangling roots will be seen. More functions!”
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“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers—Google, Amazon, Facebook, Microsoft, and Baidu.”
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All that is necessary for entropy to triumph is for good men to do something.
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We do not go because the traffic light becomes green; the traffic light becomes green because we go.
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Every solved problem is the solution to an even harder problem.
Every solution where you were given a lot of time and resources to solve it, is also the solution to a harder version of that problem, where you are given less time, resources, or information, or constraints are added, or the problem has otherwise been modified to be harder while having the same answer.
Languages
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To test whether a language despises its users, merely see whether
if (a = 1) {…}
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Web browser developers are condemned to reinvent the OS, poorly. What is to be done about this? What could ever have been done about this?
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…it is clear our technology exceeded our humanity. I do not know in what W3C ECMA standard WWWIII.htm will be written, but WWIV will be written in WebAssembly.
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Mozilla now has its own community, browser, cloud, language, userland, and in a final concession to the inevitable—Firefox OS!
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Time-sharing, multi-user mainframes, mainframe VMs, PCs, datacenters, datacenter VMs, Docker, micro-services: the Wheel of Reincarnation yet turns. One must imagine Sysadminus happy.
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C, C#, Go, R, Rust: are these unsearchable names testimony to some feet of clay, or testaments to monstrous egos?
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“Haskellers knows the type of everything & the value of nothing.” Unless they’ve turned on extensions, then neither
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C—fast and efficient and for when you don’t have enough memory to remember things like why you don’t want to use C.
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“C programmers stay sane by imagining that all the other insecure buggy programs are thanks to avoidable unrepresentative reasons.”
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We have made an AI breakthrough! With Prolog, we have created the intelligence of a 2-year-old child: “No. No. No. No.”
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“Creating a new good programming language is so difficult it tends to be only fools who try.”
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“Just as winds preserve seas from stagnation, so also corruption in languages is the result of prolonged calm.”
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“That code is ill-written of which one must repent; as long as the PHP bears no evil fruit, the fool thinks it sweet as honey.”
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Single-paradigm languages are admirable for pushing until it breaks—or doesn’t!; cf. Einstein & atomic Brownian motion; Columbus & the “spherical Earth”.
Bitcoin
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If you find yourself surprised by man or market, remember you have learned as much about your own thinking as them: revelation comes in twos.
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Bitcoin involves no new primitives or fancy proofs; perhaps cryptographers should all along have been studying sociology, not mathematics.
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The horror of Bitcoin: money really is a social construct! & not always by nice-smelling well-groomed people in sharp suits.
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A modest proposal: end tenure for computer security & cryptography researchers. Given the status quo, if they’re not already rich, they can’t be any good.
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“What is the price of two satoshis—one copper coin? But not a single satoshi can fall to fees without your Eternal Blockchain knowing it.”
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The bravery of innovators: what sustained Satoshi Nakamoto during those lonely days in 200915ya when no one cared enough even to attack Bitcoin?
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One weird philosophy trick for analysis! Imagine worlds where X failed: “Sure Bitcoin died: a deflationary currency requiring ever more waste?”
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Let us hope Karpeles will not be the Alcibiades of Bitcoin.
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The optimal number of double-spends is not zero.
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DPR was a genius until he was a fool & a knave; Satoshi was a genius until…?
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Once you get locked into a serious cryptocurrency investment, the tendency is to push it as far as possible & collect all the alts. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than an early ether investor in the depths of an ICO binge.
Darknet Markets
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“Ulbricht, Ulbricht, Ulbricht! A million coins were not enough for Ulbricht!”
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We criticize Ulbricht for not knowing when to quit & enjoy life; but what are we ourselves refusing to quit?
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Everything looks permanent until its secret is known. For all too many things, the beginning of fear is the beginning of knowledge.
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“A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care; this every student of the OP SECurity knows.”
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Modest proposal: let’s abandon the term “OPSEC”. Instead, let us refer to the mistakes of Ulbricht, Blake Benthall, MDpro, etc as “OOPSEC”.
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Is crypto-libertarianism self-undermining? Can we handle the sausage factory of the darknet markets?
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When a centralized escrow market claims 1% commissions, it should append an asterisk: “and a one-time 100% fee when (not if) hacked or shut down”.
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Multisig vs centralized escrow: proof that convenience is a drug faster & more addictive than the finest heroin.
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Decentralized Bitcoin markets are the future of darknet markets—and I fear always will be.
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Lust for lucre is the root of all evil? Alert the theologians: the number of centralized darknet markets is an index of Satanic activity!
Economics
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Good results follow good intentions even as the rain follows the plow.
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Connotations: ‘thrift’ is achieving one’s goals as cost-effectively as possible and maximizing one’s bang-for-buck; ‘frugality’ is choosing one’s goals to be as cost-effective as possible, and picking a bang which minimizes one’s buck. The former is a virtue; the latter, a vice.
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If pigs were smart enough to worry: “the humans neither love nor hate you, but you are made of tasty bacon they can use for something else.”
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Optimists: believe everything has been selected to be as efficient as is possible to achieve; pessimists: everything is selected to be as terrible as is possible to get away with.
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“Ricardo’s theorem is the pons asinorum of economics”: it always seems to be employed by asses upon high.
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A roll of the dice succeeds 1 time in 6, and stage magicians can learn to control rolls, while perhaps 1 in 10 startups will be truly a good use of time for the founders & employees and success rates do not increase with experience; perhaps saying a startup is ‘as random as a coin-flip’ and ‘really rolling the dice’ should be taken not as an insult but as the highest of compliments.
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’tis a foolish VC who invests only in things he’s sure of, and not adventures. If a VC doesn’t regularly look foolish, he’s a fool.
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Market volatility is ignorance made visible.
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A modest proposal: replace college with gym memberships. Equal signaling value for Conscientiousness/conformity/discounting; cheaper; objective; equally (un)fair; health benefits; progressive, not regressive; real RCT-verified transfer to IQ & cognition, not hollow gains; positive externalities for looks & taxes; fitness knowledge increasingly useful in increasingly modernized environments & diets, rather than less like traditional schooling knowledge; more easily researched & optimized.
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Copyright and technology are odd—when I was a kid, it was infinitely easier for me to get my hands on 1000-year-old classical Japanese poetry I wanted than on 1 (or 10) year-old Japanese anime; and now it’s the reverse.
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No reward without risk? But risk without reward.
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The past is a Third World country.
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Problems that can be solved by money, should be.
Umeshisms
Umeshisms (1; see also GPT-3 Umeshisms):
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If you never lose an eBay auction, you’re bidding too much.
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If you never return an item to the store, you’re buying too few things.
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If everyone in your class gets an “A”, you’re not teaching enough.
If all freshmen in a major earn their degree, too few are dropping out.
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If all your experiments work, you’re just fooling yourself.
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If you eat all your food before it goes bad, you’re eating too much bad food.
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If none of a city’s buildings collapse in an earthquake, construction standards are too costly.
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If your NASA rover program is serious about “fast and cheap”, 0 is the wrong number of rover failures.
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If your Proof-of-Work cryptocurrency never has double-spends, the (miner) rent is too damn high.
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If there isn’t blatant waste in an economy, too many people are looking for waste.
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If a race car survives the race, it’s over-engineered.3
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If your self-driving car fleet never runs people over, it’s being rolled out too slowly.
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If you recall your cars for every defect, you’re recalling too many cars.
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If your packets are never corrupted, you’re wasting too much computation on error-correction & reliability.
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“The optimal number of falling buildings in an earthquake is not zero.”
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The optimal number of mask shortages…
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If your new AI program is undefeatable by humans, you waited too long to run the tournament. (If your superintelligence isn’t relatively close to human level, you’re holding off too long on turning the earth into computronium.)
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If an AGI costs sub-billion dollars to train, you waited too long to scale.
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Dark Lordisms: if you’re getting into pitched battles with heroes or armies, you’re not using dark enough magic.
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If you keep going to the funerals of your enemies, you have too many enemies.
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The final Umeshism: If everything you do is easy, you’re underachieving.
Anti-Umeshisms
Anti-Umeshisms:
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If you’ve never dropped any courses, it’s because education is not about human capital.
Hansonism: one should never drop any courses, because education is not about human capital.
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If you’ve never changed your favorite charity based on cost-benefit, it’s because charity is not about helping.
Hansonism: …
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If you’ve never dropped a bad book, it’s because reading isn’t about gaining knowledge.
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If you’ve never changed your mind publicly, it’s because politics isn’t about policy.
Malthusianisms
38. The world is not what anyone wished for, but it’s what everyone wished for.
James Richardson, Vectors: Aphorisms & Ten-Second Essays 2001
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Why do hairdryers blow fuses? Because if they didn’t, you would buy a hotter hairdryer.
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Why is it so hard to get competent, hardworking, volunteers? Because if they’re any good, they already have too much work to do.
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If books weren’t so long that they were tiring to read, authors would make them longer.
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Why do returns diminish? Because if they didn’t, someone would reinvest in earning returns in an exponential spiral of wealth until they did diminish.
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Why are worthwhile things often so hard to do? Because if things worth doing were easy, everyone would do the pleasant things and avoid the unpleasant things until the hard things were most worth doing.
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Why are infections so fatal? Because if the viruses & bacteria didn’t take risks & engage in overkill, they couldn’t get past our adaptive immune system and would be selected against. Why can’t we have simple cheap innate immune systems? Because then we would be selected against by the current viruses & bacteria…
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Why are so many of the people you date crazier, uglier, meaner, or poorer than you’d prefer? Because if they weren’t, they’d already be taken.
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Rumeshism: Why is the rum is gone? Because if there were more rum, people would drink more rum.
Matthewsisms
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Those startups who least need VC investment & deliver lowest expected returns are those who receive the most VC offers of investment.
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Those who most want a girlfriend are the least successful in asking girls out.
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Those people with the most need for Conscientiousness & depression treatment are those least able to follow therapy like CBT.
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Those schizophrenics with the most need for medication are those least likely to keep taking it.
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The most ignorant who most need to follow advice & instructions are least likely to understand their need.
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Countries which most need to fight corruption are least able to do so.
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…Merit-based admissions aid/scholarships; being rich and getting a loan; applying for jobs…
Misc
General:
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How would the world look any different than it does now if X were true? You say “because of X”, but where does X come from?
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To learn to build sandcastles on the beach is to learn to live and die an atheist. (“Here on the level sand…”)
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“Everyone knows what would be best for them to do—tomorrow.”
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“Neo, what if I told you… everything you knew was correct?” (That would be the biggest disappointment ever.)
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At times, tolerance can be the most radical of positions to take; just watch when a weak group gains power.
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“Reading a flame war: and all you people must once have been little children, who smiled of a summer day.”
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Imagine a world where the just world and fundamental attribution bias were correct, and karma existed. Wouldn’t that be unspeakably tragic?
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War seeks to mold physical conditions as one wishes; art seeks to mold minds as one wishes. Both are based on deception.
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Art is often hatred: it shows the past, or future, or far-away but never the present moment. Anti-art: a TV & camera showing the viewer.
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The “fallacy of gray” or the “fallacy of grey”? My suggestion “the fallacy of græy” was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
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I have made progress in my meditations: yesterday I told myself one truth, and only nine lies.
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Blackmail is a rent on hypocrisy, either personal or societal.
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Adulthood is accepting no one will save you anymore; from this, all else follows.
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As the global population grows, the extremes become more extreme; they become not just weirder than we suppose, but weirder than we can suppose.
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“But he was sincere”, we say of someone, when finally no defensibility is possible than the possibility of defeasibility.
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There is no first-person present-tense verb for “to believe falsely”, Wittgenstein notes; likewise, there is no past tense for recalling boredom—unlike many emotions (happiness, sadness), one can remember that one was bored, but never the boredom itself.
This forgetfulness is a blessing when we remember how much boredom there would be to remember: from schools, if nothing else. Do not begrudge people their smartphones and small moments of oblivion.
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The Rule of Three: “If you find yourself doing something 3 times, fix it.”
If something has come up 3 times already, then it’s probably going to come up again. If you rant about or have to explain something 3 times, write it up!4 If you forget something 3 times, make a flash card. If you make an error 3 times, apply brute force or tests or checklists. If you program something 3 times, write a library or tool. If you do something highly mechanical and tedious, automate it. And so on.
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The problem with just minimalism as an esthetic is that as often it is just anesthetic.
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Aliens vs AGI: the two symmetrical visions of the future.5 One is a refuge from the darkness of the other.
Meta
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An aphorism is an algorithm, of we know not what input, we know not what output.
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“It is easier to write an incorrect epigram than understand a correct one.”
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Voltaire’s Third Law: for every aphorism, there is an equal and opposite anti-aphorism
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The epigram is a compressed, golfed, idea, with all the virtues—and sins—of golfed code.
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If we measure the entropy of epigrams by how many people understand them, who is the gzip of epigrams? The xz? (…the ZPAQ…?)
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Remember! Most strings are incompressible, most reals uncomputable, most theorems unprovable, most programs undecidable.
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Should languages support the writer’s convenience or the reader’s understanding? Frame it as a status debate, and all becomes clear.
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Fear not known but unknown propaganda; I have the utmost respect for Pravda or research papers reporting p = 0.04—how else will I know what to not believe?
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Writing down your ideas takes 90% of the time; debugging code takes another 90% of the time; rewriting takes the third 90% of the time…
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A day with nothing unusual is an unusual day. Fiction writers & GANs must include the improbable to be probable. Spend surprisal shrewdly.
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Transhumanism’s victory can be seen in how few now bother with the word.
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The meta “M” hierarchy: methodologies over models over materials (raw data) over memories (anecdotes)
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Remember for later the point of reading a manual: it is not to remember everything that is in it for later but to later remember that something is in it.
See Also
Startup Ideas
Moved to Startup Ideas.
Tom Swifties
It is not strength, but art, obtains the prize, / And to be swifty is less than to be wise.
Alexander P.
Sometimes, at night, SSC whispers to me, “go and make Tom Swifties at everyone you ever loved. Pun it all down.” To exorcise the demon, I make GPT-3 write them or I put them here instead:
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“I hope Jared Kushner is able to improve the government’s Middle Eastern policy!”, Tom said sunnily.
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“All these random factoids just about add up to a hill of beans”, Tom observed in a normal tone.
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“Eureka! I’ve figured out how the brain works (again)!”, Tom hinted online.
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“Help, I’ve lost the two silver coins I keep in my pocket and now I’m broke as a Greek!” Tom said paradigmatically.
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“These endless flag debates have made me cross and seeing red”, Tom said vexedly.
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“Would anyone like some lamb or omelettes for brunch?”, Tom modestly proposed.
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“I’m now dead-broke and unemployed”, Tom said in public dolefully.
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“Darth Vader’s use of corporal punishment is probably bad for morale”, Tom said offhandedly.
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“Impressive indeed, but there’s something I ought to tell you—I am not left-handed either”, Tom pointed out offhandedly.
“I actually am a skilled duelist and trick shooter too”, offendedly shot out Tom offhandedly
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“This new male contraceptive is a revolutionary breakthrough!” Tom pointlessly ejaculated.
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“She has an unpleasant demeanor”, Tom said misogynistically.
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“I wonder if a certain person who should not have ate those special cookies”, Tom insinuated.
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“I hardly have an appetite for this Soylent”, Tom said insipidly.
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“No, thanks, but I prefer caffeinated beverages”, Tom said teetotaling.
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“They put too many birds into the zoo and it overflew!” Tom avidly squawked.
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“Some dog has unfortunately destroyed my flower garden, oh well”, said Tom lackadaisically.
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“I can’t think of anything to write”, Tom said blankly.
“Why do you ask?”, Tom said querulously.
“Because I can think of little else than Tom Swifties”, Tom said autologically.
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“I refuse to discuss what I donate for a living!”, Tom said spunkily.
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“I got a great deal on my new Raybans”, said Tom shadily.
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“You were supposed to get my Chinese cartoons in August!” Tom belated.
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“I should have held onto my oars better”, Tom tholed.
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“Our handmade traditional artisanal certified organic baked goods have a secret vital ingredient”, Tom said glutinously.
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“I’m not sure I believe the official story about currant events”, Tom doubted fruitfully.
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“I’ve taken up weightlifting”, Tom grunted.
[LATER]: “I’m absolutely gutted today”, Tom bellyached.
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“We’re fresh out of wheat flour, but I think that has such a bland flavor, don’t you?” Tom said wryly.
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“I am unable to provide an example of that grammatical case in my discussion”, Tom ablated.
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“I’m disgusted watching people on trains stroke their iPads with those strange gestures!”, Tom said spunkily.
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“Picking wild mushrooms is good for you”, Tom moralized.
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“Both boys and girls attract me so”, Tom said iambically.
Less Known MI6 Licenses
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DDS: a license to drill
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MD: license to ills
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PharmD: license to pill
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Pill: license by Bill
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Secret Service: license for Bill
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MS Office: license from Bill
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CPA: license to bill
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CDL: license to till
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JD: license to will
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Sommelier cert: license to swill
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Great Man Theory: license to Will
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Play critical edition: license of Will
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Jada Pinkett: license from Will
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Driver’s license: license to kill
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Suburban dads: license to grill
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Urban rappers: license to ill
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Treaty of Paris: license to Ill.
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IOUs: license to I’ll
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Sent from my iPhone: license to i’Ll
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Kittens: license to lil
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Wayne: license to Lil™
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Dyslexic Devil: license to He’ll
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Mixologists: license to chill
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Meterologists: broadcast license to chills
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Netflix: licensed for chill
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Slavs: license to dill
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Tailor: license to frill
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Jack: a marriage license to Jill
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Karen: license to shrill
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Propane tanks: license to Hill
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NJ/OR gas stations: license to fill
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McDonald’s: license to refill
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Moonshine University: license to still
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Fishery quota: license to gill
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Typography degree: license to Gill
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Calligraphy degree: license to quill
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Tenure: license to twill
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Community college/Baker: license to mill
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Banalité: license to mills
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Utilitarian ethics: license to Mill
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Lisping: license to nil
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Romantic poet: license to rill
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Romance linguist: license to trill
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Instagrammer: license to shill
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Carpenter: license to sill
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Kung fu master: license to skill
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Pollock: license to spill
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Money transmitter: license to Skrill
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DJ: license to Skrillex
Nominative Determinism
Noticed instances of nominative determinism in the wild:
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“The Phoenix” theater has burned down and been rebuilt twice
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Driver Fireball Roberts died of 3rd degree burns from car on fire
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Chess player Claude Bloodgood, famous for exposing flaws in chess ELO ratings, was able to abuse correspondence chess ratings because he was in prison. For murder.
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Bias of Priene, it turns out, was actually renowned throughout the ancient world for his fairness, justice, and probity.
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The archives of a famous master art forger are kept by Mr. Forgy.
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Noted intelligence researcher Richard Haier says goal of research is to learn how to make intelligence & riches higher.
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The Sippy family donated a water fountain to the St Louis Zoo.
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The Billy Reid “Bond” peacoat was made famous by Daniel Craig wearing it in the 201212ya James Bond movie Skyfall; it was, however, originally named after the Billy Reid NYC store being located on Bond Street.
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The ICER medical organization (Institute for Clinical and Economic Review) spends most of its time calculating cost-effectiveness stats such as ICER.
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The “Oxfordian theory” that Shakespeare’s plays were actually written by Edward de Vere was first proposed by a Looney.
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Mr Spies reportedly gives advice to foreigners about how to contribute money to American politicians covertly and legally.
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Advertising exec ‘Katie Swindler’ discusses deceptive e-sales practices, suggests even she thinks LinkedIn has gone too far.
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California man Nick Troller loses his vanity license plate after it is deemed offensive to minorities.
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Mobile social media startup “Fling” shuts down in part over accusations that CEO would fling objects at employees when angry.
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The Arctic expedition of the HMS Terror did not end well.
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The Baneberry nuclear test was very baneful to testers.
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A Lord of the Rings script penned by John Boorman was rejected in part because he “added the element of sex that was so conspicuously absent from the books, having Frodo and Galadriel engage in a torrid affair after the Fellowship comes to Lothlórien.”
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I recently passed ancient shabby boat leaking from corner in boatyard, apparently salvaged, the name almost unreadable: “Moby Dick”.
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North Korea returns American prisoner Otto Warmbier while in a coma and expected to die; after a short vigil, he does.
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The Scottish village Dull is twinned with two towns: Boring, USA and Bland, Australia, forming the “League of Extraordinary Communities”. None are particularly interesting.
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A recent series of LSD and psychedelics studies have been led by respected British drug expert, Dr. Nutt.
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General Patton’s early tank research was conducted in collaboration with the engineer E. Braine.
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Apollo astronaut and moonwalker Buzz Aldrin was born to Marion Moon; fellow moonwalk Edgar Mitchell was born in Roswell, New Mexico. And the current president/COO of SpaceX is G. Shotwell.
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Philadelphia hospital CHOP is renowned for its surgical expertise.
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Famous character actor Gary Oldman is 59 years old. The Gerontology Research Group (GRG), devoted to maintaining a list of centenarians and anti-aging research, is now run by Mr R. Young.
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The lead author on the only catnip GWAS, and noted feline genetics expert, is L. Lyons; her lab is, of course, known as the “Lyons Den”.
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Incidentally, to advertise my catnip survey last year, I signed up on a cat mailing list, run by… Kat.
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In 194480ya, journalist John Raper successfully violated the Manhattan Project’s secrecy and exposed it to the world.
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Mr & Mrs Cabaniss have high hopes for the future of their marijuana farm after Colorado’s legalization.
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In this discussion of baking bee bread, a lovely photograph of bee honeycomb is provided by Josh Pollen.
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US Army Corps of Engineers Kathleen L. Flood.
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FDA statistician Telba Irony.
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Journalist Guy Scrivener.
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Bangkok.
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Impact of Family Planning Programmes on Fertility, by P. 1977
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“Genome-wide association study of habitual physical activity in over 277,000 UK Biobank participants identifies multiple variants including CADM2 and APOE”, by the authors Yann C. Klimentidis, …, Scott B. 2017
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UK politician Mark Reckless is noted for voting against EU budgets, for Brexit, and for leading party revolts; he “cast 56 votes against the whip between 201014ya and 2014, making him the 13th-most rebellious Conservative in the period”.
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100 Suns, on photographs of fusion, by Light; he is also noted for his Full Moon anthology
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a paper about the evolution of the diamond industry by Richman (“An Autopsy of Cooperation: Diamond Dealers and the Limits of Trust-Based Exchange”, 2017)
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“…the great insect physiologist, Professor Sir Vincent Wigglesworth…”
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One of the Russians the US DoJ attempted to prosecute over election tampering using social media bots among other things is named “Aleksey ALeksandrovich Potemkin”
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Article on e-commerce using fan-powered drones written by J. Fan
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Publishing giant Elsevier had no connection with the famous Dutch publisher Elzevir; its founder, J. Robbers, simply stole the name & logo
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Frequent game designer Jonathan Tweet frequently tweets
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Obituary of Dennis Wrong notes that “Professor Wrong…argued that behavior is driven by Freudian theories of human nature & sexuality…his son said his surname became ‘yoke to bear for each generation…But [abandoning] would be treasonous weakness’”
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Armand Hammer served on the board of the makers of Arm & Hammer
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Alex Malarkey says that his father made up most of the life-after-death bestseller The Boy Who Came Back from Heaven
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Economist article on how Julian Richer got richer
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The article on the first cloned cat (named ‘Copy Cat’) turning 18 was written by the journalist ‘Katz’
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‘olfactory white’ was discovered by et al 2012
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pro-cryonics article “Cryonics for all?” by T. Thau
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In March 2020, to deal with coronavirus, Philadelphia police Commissioner D. Outlaw announced that people would no longer be arrested
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B. Braverman, noted adventurer, dogsled racer, survivalist
Miscellaneous
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Me [when yoga instructor demonstrates the bhujapidasana asana]: “Weird flex but OK.”
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A riddle6: “What activity is this?”
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“You can do this activity at the beginning or end of a horse race but not the middle.
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This activity is acceptable to do in public but unacceptable in your bedroom.
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It is illegal to have sex with an animal before this activity, but legal afterwards.
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Some feel ethically required to do it, while others feel required not to.
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It is ethical to do it to an animal, but not to your grandparents.
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It’s acceptable to do it for yourself or family, but not strangers; however, it’s acceptable for strangers to do it for strangers/you….
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You can legally do it reliably and painlessly for animals, but only legally do it unreliably and extremely painfully for humans.”7
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Band names inspired by colds:
“Angels & Aspirations”; “The Breath Boys”; “Gesündheit”; “Infectious Clown Posse”; “Jaw Division”/“Joy Omission”; “Mucus Machine”; “The Nasal Dilaters”; “Phlegm Phighters”; “Snotson and the Boogers”; “Trigeminal Treachery”; “Tylenol Tears”; “WBC48”; “Flugees”; “Rage Against The Mucus”; “Lemontonix”; “Croakwerk”; “God Bless You Sick Emperor”; “This Is Dimetapp”; “And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of DM”; “Explosions in the Sinus”; “Roxy Mucus”; “Sneezy Top”; “Amy Benadryl”; “Hachoo-ne Miku”; “Megurine Puka”; “Sniffles of a Down”; “Linkin’ Puke”; “Lil Oozy”; “Germs & Blows”; “Halls-y”; “Miley Sinus”; “Justin Sneezer”; “Johnny Cough”; “Milky Chunks”; “Plan Slime From Outer Space”; “Coldpray”; “The Long Dark Peetime of the Soul”; “Puke Floyd”; “Honkie and the Blowsniff”
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Things which sound like war crimes but aren’t: “carcinisation”; “Burma-Shave”; “English breakfast”; “marsupialization”
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Shower thought: That all cats love to sit in cardboard boxes & even fall for square optical illusions suggests an innate evolved preference, implying that in their historical range—though they would not fossilize—there are cryptid wild species of the now-domesticated Amazon boxes.
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Heard terrible joke:
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. “What’s a negative utilitarian’s SI unit for measuring brains?”
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. “hertz”(It is terrible because life is terrible.)
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A. Rust.
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The summer garbage— the sole remnant of many bright engineers' dreams Raccoon boldly strides through the bright summershine. (Maybe it's rabies.) Mosquito buzzing this late in the winter —still not a mother…
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When you get lost in Bach’s Musical Offering, that’s a “fugue state”.
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When you are entranced by the delicate flavor of pufferfish, that’s a “fugu state”.
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When you’re obsessed with French cuisine, that’s a “fondue state”.
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When you’re feeling hip, that’s a “FUBU state”.
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When you’re fantasizing about murdering someone, that’s a “FU state”.
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When you’re addicted to tourist money, that’s a “Fiji state”.
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The existence of “Comic Sans” troublingly implies a “Tragic Sans”, while the existence of young female “toddlers” implies the existence of young male “toddlims”.
The existence of “whip-poor-wills” implies the existence of the more lucrative sex worker niche “whip-rich-wills”; further: the existence of “nuclear subs” implies “nuclear doms”, “shadow DOMs” imply “Jungian submissives”, and “capybara” imply “capyuri”.
The existence of “parakeets” implies infantry keets, “meth labs” “meth poodles” & “meth retrievers”, “Petty officers” “Tom officers”8, “red fire ants” “blue fire ants”, “Pepsi Max” “Pepsi Min”, “domestic partners” “feral partners”, “Château d’If” the even more inescapable prison “Château d’Iff”.
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Some population ethicists argue that, because existing is a good, we are morally obligated to breed small brachycephalic dogs who suffer & have shorter life expectancy instead of healthy dogs, as turnover ensures more total dog existences; this is called the “Repugnant Conclusion”.
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There is a concerning tendency in Western Christmas cuisine to replace the traditional English fruitcake with other breads—often more heavily sugared—but still call it “fruitcake”. This is stollen valor.
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A “gaff” is an embarrassing mistake or blunder, such as misspelling a common word.
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The study of what is really going on in Neal Stephenson’s interconnected novels is known as ‘Root cause analysis’.
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First they came for the Bayesians.
After that, things were fine (p > 0.05).
Then, things were fine (p > 0.05).
Then, things were fine (p > 0.05, adjusted for multiple comparison).
Then things were not fine (p < 0.05), but we don’t know how not fine they were (β 95% CI: 0.51–0.99).
Then we stopped publishing results about non-fine things, and our final meta-analytic result concluded: things are fine (p > 0.05).
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WotC has announced its latest D&D revision to appeal to streaming generations. Please update all character sheets stats & repurchase all your content, as follows:
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The Master discoursed on the Dharma-truth: “The Buddha-nature is seen in all things: the Great Buddha of Kyoto, a stray dog, even a dried shit-stick!”
A novice asked: “Can it be seen in a storm sewer?”
The Master replied: “Even inside the storm sewers of Tokyo!”
The novice again asked: “Can it be seen in filthy fossil fuels?”
“Even inside the empty gas tank of a liquefied natural gas ship!”
He persisted: “Can it even be seen in optimal packing of squares inside squares?”
The Master shifted. “Today’s lecture is over.”
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“If your solution to some problem relies on ‘If everyone would just…’ then you do not have a solution. Everyone is not going to just. At no time in the history of the universe has everyone just, and they’re not going to start now.” —squareallworthy↩︎
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Rejected statistics propaganda slogans: “Together, we can do it! Keep’em sampling!” · “Data is a weapon—don’t waste it.” · “When you write alone, you write with bias! Join a data-sharing site today!” · “Service on the home front: bug reports; doc fixes; Stack Overflow answers. There’s a job for every American in these civilian efforts!” · “United, our statistical power is strong. United, we will win.” · “Men who know say no to sexy press releases” · “Tokio Kid say: ‘Much measurement error make so-o-o-o happy! Sank you!’” · “It is far better to face the Type I errors than to be killed at home by Type IIs. Join a clinical trial at once.” · “Keep this horror from your home: invest 10% in twin studies at once.” · “Old statisticians never die, they just fade away and become non-statistically-significant (p > 0.05).” · “I hate random error as only a statistician who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity.” · “It was close; but that’s the way it is in sequential trials. You win or lose, live or die—and the difference is just an eyelash.” · “I cannot forecast to you the action of Randomization. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.” · “I have nothing to offer but Bayes, toil, tears and sweat.” · “Worker threads of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your Markov chains.” · “I will recur.”↩︎
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A variant on a saying in the automotive industry, along the lines of “The perfect race car falls apart while crossing the finish line” or “The perfect racing car crosses the finish line first and subsequently falls into its component parts” (but there are innumerable variants). It has been attributed to, among others, Ferdinand Porsche, an anonymous newspaper photograph caption, Stirling Moss, and Colin Chapman by way of Innes Ireland (unknown source):
…in ’59 I ran out of brakes four times—and I don’t mean they didn’t work very well, I mean I had none. Like the main oil line had sheared. You know, so that oil, you know, when you put your foot on the floor, the oil just went squirting out into the atmosphere. I’d always believed that Colin was close to genius in his design ability and everything, if he could just get over this failing of his of making things too bloody light. I mean, Colin’s idea of a Grand Prix car was it should win the race and, as it crossed the finishing line, it should collapse in a heap of bits. If it didn’t do that, it was built too strongly.
Chapman probably did die, aged only 54, of a heart attack. He had always had weight problems (hence his nickname), cruelly ironical in one so fanatical about lightness: his theory of the perfect racing car was that, several yards after taking the chequered flag for victory, it should simultaneously run out of petrol and disintegrate. Those drivers who survived when their Lotuses crashed rather earlier than this, due to component failure, sometimes felt that he took this principle too far.
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One of the most frequent failings of hackers is the ‘90% problem’: hacking on a project to 90% completion, then, the novelty over, abandoning it before doing the relatively modest amount of work (often typically just writing some documentation or a blog post explaining even what it is & showing off a few examples). Once stopped, one typically never resumes. This is particularly unfortunate when someone else later on redoes the same project unnecessarily. One finds it easy to write either an explanation of the absolute most basic material one learned decades ago, or write a PDF to upload to Arxiv explaining the cutting-edge research one did today—but there is generally less material explaining the in-between going from intermediate to expert, giving an expositional valley-of-death.
Early on, you don’t know enough to write anything useful; in the middle, you remember the mistakes & opinions & ignorance of yourself early on while understanding the topic, and are excited about explaining what you painfully learned; and then after enough time passes and the novelty wears off, you begin to forget what it was like to be a beginner, the correct understanding just becomes ‘obvious’, the inferential distance between you and a reader becomes vast and you’re no longer able to write at a low enough level, and you lose your excitement and are no longer able to plow through writing a good post, because you know that even after you’ve written 90% of it, you still have 90% of the work left.
And thus things go unwritten and research debt grows…
This problem is helped by ‘the rule of three’: ‘the third time you explain or argue something at length with someone, write it up!’ By the third time, you probably have a rough draft practically already written by pasting together the 3 versions; you’ve verified it’s of interest to you & others (else how did it come up 3 times?); and you probably aren’t too far over the excitement peak (because of the Pareto skew of topics/occurrences, anything coming up 3 times is probably going to come up more times, and #3 be relatively early in the sequence—to not come up more often, it would have to come up only 4–6 times total, it’s a version of the ski rental problem, see also 1989 on the Baader-Meinhof effect, spaced repetition, and the Doomsday argument), and if you are into the slough of expert apathy, well, the draft saves you a lot of ‘energy’ and may still get you over the activation energy of starting.↩︎
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Space aliens are such a perennially appealing narrative because they offer a vision of a long-term future of human-like people stable for millions of years, rather than the blank wall of AI within millennia. Their symmetry can be seen in questions like, what would you invest in if you believed aliens or AGIs were imminent? What would you invest in to hedge against them? If you feared aliens, what’s least-worst investment? Maybe land, legacy culture/IP. No government fiat or cryptocurrencies, no tech-related stocks, no fixed income instruments, in short, nothing which does poorly under volatility with mostly downsides. AGI investment portfolio: the opposite, buy tech & options/equities-everything, shun old IP/real-estate, anything which doesn’t do well under volatility by capping upside.↩︎
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Inspired by an exercise on pg5–6 of 2008, On Being Certain: Believing You Are Right Even When You’re Not, which is similar to perceptual illusions like sinewave synthesis:
To begin our discussion of the feeling of knowing, read the following excerpt at normal speed. Don’t skim, give up halfway through, or skip to the explanation. Because this experience can’t be duplicated once you know the explanation, take a moment to ask yourself how you feel about the paragraph. After reading the clarifying word, reread the paragraph. As you do so, please pay close attention to the shifts in your mental state and your feeling about the paragraph.
A newspaper is better than a magazine. A seashore is a better place than the street. At first, it is better to run than to walk. You may have to try several times. It takes some skill, but it is easy to learn. Even young children can enjoy it. Once successful, complications are minimal. Birds seldom get too close. Rain, however, soaks in very fast. Too many people doing the same thing can also cause problems. One needs lots of room. If there are no complications, it can be very peaceful. A rock will serve as an anchor. If things break loose from it, however, you will not get a second chance.
Is this paragraph comprehensible or meaningless? Feel your mind sort through potential explanations. Now watch what happens with the presentation of a single word: “kite”. As you reread the paragraph, feel the prior discomfort of something amiss shifting to a pleasing sense of rightness. Everything fits; every sentence works and has meaning. Reread the paragraph again; it is impossible to regain the sense of not understanding. In an instant, without due conscious deliberation, the paragraph has been irreversibly infused with a feeling of knowing.
Try to imagine other interpretations for the paragraph. Suppose I tell you that this is a collaborative poem written by a third-grade class, or a collage of strung-together fortune cookie quotes. Your mind balks. The presence of this feeling of knowing makes contemplating alternatives physically difficult.
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The answer is “euthanasia”. See 2008, and WP on legality of necrophilia.↩︎
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And further, the existence of ‘petty officers’ and ‘chief petty officers’ implies the existence of ‘grand officers’ and ‘least grand officers’ and a total ordering where ‘petty’ and ‘grand’ officers approach a hypothetical ‘officer’ rank, and thus the existence of officer officers.↩︎